One of the reports that I get from Sectorlink is a list of terms people used to search my site. Most of the searches are understandable, but there are a few that make me shake my head. Here are some of my favorites.
where do allroads lead
all roads lead to rome give an explanation
a rabbits lucky foot did you know
lose socks in washer
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rotational dynamics
These all are obvious matches for a bit of silliness over in my Rants section. I sure hope whoever was looking for that information doesn’t take my word as the definitive reference on the subject. Two other search strings probably matched that page, too, although I didn’t directly address those questions:
where did ceaser salad come from
julias ceaser when he was born and what did he do
If the person who searched for “nude sunbathing barton springs austin tx” is a woman, I’d be happy to join her there. Please contact me.
“anisomorpha bupestroides” threw me for a loop until I looked it up on Google. It’s the formal name of the American Walking Stick. I posted a picture of one that I found in the yard a few years back.
A “concrete beer warehouse” sounds like a great idea, by the way. I don’t have one, but if you build one on my property I’d be happy to fill it with homebrew.
I have no idea how to “transform rice to rice krispies.” Maybe Snap, Crackle, and Pop are relatives of the Keebler elves. I can’t imagine why somebody would think I knew that answer.
These four make something of a surrealistic poem.
ponzi wines employees
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wesley snipes haircut pictures
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And, my favorite:
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Seeing that, I just had to run the search through Google. I made the top 10.