I’m afraid to watch the late-night talk shows or other comedy television.  I just know they’re all milking this California recall thing for all its worth.  “Vote for me if you want to live.”  “The Governator.”  I knew California was weird, but this one, to borrow a term from Senator Feinstein, is a carnival.  Where else but California could you find the following running for Governor?

• a smut magazine publisher
• the biggest and smallest actors in Hollywood
• a former baseball commissioner
• a student government wanna-be
• a sexpot/stripper
• a software engineer (who’s raising money by selling merchandise on the Web, including some thong underwear with her name on it)
• a guy whose platform seems to consist of “legalize ferrets”
• the Lieutenant Governor
• more than 200 other assorted wackos, crazies, and clueless idiots

I’ll just sit back and watch the show.  This is gonna be fun!