This cell phone thing has gotten completely out of hand. As I was doing my business in the airport bathroom this evening (I was on my way back from Chicago), I had to listen to the guy in the next stall calling his wife to say that he’d be home at 11:00. First he had to talk to his daughter to find out how her first day of school went, and then his son got on the phone and they discussed the kid’s soccer game. Sheesh. Is there anywhere that I can get away from these idiots and their incessant yakking?